Thursday, November 8, 2007

if you wouldn't mind

imagine this:

you are a first year student at umaine. you have one semester under your belt and are eagerly anticipating the start of the spring semester. bundled in your warmest clothes and accessories, you arrive at english 101 on monday at 10am. your english ta walks in (strikingly gorgeous, snappily dressed, sporting hair of the slightly pompadourian persuasion) and begins to explain the requirements of the course. you learn she has a hard ass policy regarding cell phones, late papers and class attendance; you think "this chick is short, but she's not playing around." then the interesting bit. she begins to talk about the course topic, the topic that will be the basis of all your readings and writings from january through april. the topic, young ones, is elvis presley.



The Craziness that is My Life said...

i would have loved that in my english class.

that's hot

Anita said...


jess said...

well... he is a classic and a staple in most every southern home at some time in the family line... but then again, memaw walked out of one of his concerts cuz he was a little too vulgar :) but then phyllis met priscilla and said she was nice... i think i would love that though.
but i KNOW i love you, mandi!
<3 jecca

amandawhatshername said...

if i remember correctly (and i always do), mammaw left the concert because of the vulgar reaction of the girls: panty tossing and the like.

but, yes, i have already shared that story with pat.

The Craziness that is My Life said...

that story of mammaw's always made me laugh. It was funny to hear her say, "Panty tossing"

:) LOL